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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.

Because Mrs. Lentman had been "criminally tardy" in bringing my "linguistic prowess" to her attention, Mrs. Miller suggested the two of us meet during the summer to get a head start--the contest was only seven months away, after all.

Sprout by Dale Peck.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A wall


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Uhhh I think it was called "Top ten most disturbing unsolved crimes in America" Crazy murder shit, it was interesting.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:34 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:50 PM
Bah close enough

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The tv in the other room blaring some crappy preview to some crappy movie.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home from school, miserably, in the rain while texting :icoflesheatingmuffin:

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Movies that I can watch to eat up some time since I'm bored.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans covered in orange paint, and a white Davis jr. high t-shirt with a St. Louis Gray blue Hoodie over it

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes but all I can remember is that I was sitting in a movie theater chair watching the shit happen, and I know it was awesome but I can't remember what the hell went down.

11. When did you last laugh?

Uhhh I think it was when I laughed at a kid on my bus for freaking out because I drew gore on my hand and he thought I was bleeding.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Windows, my artwork from 9th grade, a beatles poster, zombie survival guide poster, a picture of two fat chicks that look like vampires from those pictures you can buy on cruise ships of yourself, no I did not know them I thought the picture was so priceless I wanted it for my own.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A really terrifying manga description about a dude with a fetish for tomatoes, yes an actual tomato.
He had to "nurture it to full growth with his passion"

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its interesting enough, not WUT IS YER FAVUTIT COLIUR?
HEW LAST TEXTED YEW?
HEW DID YOU LAST TAK TEW?
Bullshit

15. What is the last film you saw?

Zombieland
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DOUBLE-TAP!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A awesome apartment with a big pretty lighted room with a view of the ocean as my studio in california, Move out there and go to AAU undergraduate Summer courses till I graduate highschool, Organic food that I can now magically afford, wooden plugs to gage my ears, Bigass skull candy headphones that are all colorful and spiffy, White vans I can draw on, EVERY SINGLE SHIRT EVER MADE ON THREADLESS T'S <333, All my favorite artists work, Tons and tons and tons of art supplies, Tons and tons and tons and tons of books, I would buy out barns and nobles, and borders, and get like 200 shelves for a room in my apartment.
Actually I think If I was a millionaire I would somehow manage to spend it all pretty fast. I guess I'm materialistic, I don't need stuff to be happy and wont get it if its practical and affordable, but I love stuff... lol

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I just told you my life quest^^^
But
I'm a redhead with eyes that are blue or gray and sometimes green
I think that's good enough.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That's a hard one.
I would have to say,
Make human beings smart, world smart not just book smart.
Don't give them the ability to be blissfully ignorant, give people the strength to overcome harsh facts of the world they ignore, and let them see these things.
People need to understand whats around them, I think If there was one thing in the world to change it would be ignorance, its linked to an endless amount of problems.

19. Do you like to dance?

Oh god I'm awful at it but yes I like jammin out like a complete dork.

20. George Bush:

Smiles like a monkey, and is a bad speaker but not the worst president, I don't hate him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Memory

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Lyde

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Ummm Canada is the farthest I would ever live away from the U.S
I think even though I'm not very social I would feel very alone far away from everyone I've ever known.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Wow thanks for believing in me you bitch, go to hell and marry a lawyer"
I'm an atheist.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal

Uhhh no one will do it unless they feel like it, dun kur, do it If yeh want.